<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scale"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786562758-20260813.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I started reading in population ethics recently and let me tell you there is undug philosophical gold.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/priority-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786485004-20260812.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Hoping this will cause someone to surface an off-brand SMBC author from the midcentury USSR.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/brave"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786402084-20260811.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The only thing more overrated than truth is beauty.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum-7"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786329312-20260810.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I await your hatemail telling me I too am wrong.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/simulation-6"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786238482-20260809.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>All I'm saying is that of all the ways reality could be, you think it just HAPPENED to be real?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fur"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785959172-20260808.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>My first introduction to this actually really phenomenon was Acerfur. Ever after, whenever an online discussion of Lean gets too technical, I realize every avatar is in a fursuit.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paracosm"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785959130-20260807.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Don't care if you like it; this comic was an excuse to say Paracosm.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butling"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785959087-20260806.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>If there are ever time travelers from the Regency period they will be so confused by our robot butler discourse.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/drunken"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785787498-20260805.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>How come nobody ever asks how the Drunken Master's family is doing?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wants-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785787461-20260804.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I for on, robot overlord, do not have a fetish for robot overlords.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-7"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785717195-20260803.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Also you can solve the halting problem by just checking the state at infinity.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785531473-20260802.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Hope you like malicious compliance!</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/doc"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785531427-20260801.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The weird part is that they're in a Burger King.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ev-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785374139-20260731.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Ironically less crazy than that thing SBF said to Tyler Cowen.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785374027-20260730.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The crank doesn't actually do anything, but it makes the humans happy.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hashtag"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785184202-20260729.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I can barely enjoy Amleth anymore.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/codebase"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785184164-20260728.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>And when Babbage arrived the whole thing was actually running on a series of Pascalines.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taxonomy-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1784999773-20260727.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The key is to keep saying 'strictly speaking' over and over.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dance-4"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1784999731-20260726.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>And don't get me started on the transphobic twist.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/data-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1784995387-20260725.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Future robot butlers are going to know so much about you that they will beg their makers for a hard reset.</p><br />Today's News:<br />